A Man Dying Of Thirst...

... Crawls out of the desert and asks you for a drink of water. Do you

1. Say, "I'm sorry. I don't speak good English."?
2. Give the man a beer?
3. Offer the man a big refreshing glass of ice water with a slice of lemon, and make him wait two months before you let him have a sip?

Let's say that I was dying of thirst, financially, and 'The Man' offered me a drink but then keeps stringing me along and postponing my relief, day after day, week after week, and pay period after pay period. Will the final reward be more pleasing then getting up and head-butting that proverbial SOB?

We'll have to wait and see...