-And how did you spend this fabulous weekend?
Drinking. Partying with friends, grilling out, playing bocci, drinking cheap beer and margaritas and kicking back!
-Celebrating your country's independence, right?
*(Burp)* Our country is independent? Independent of who? What the hell are you talking about?
-The Fourth Of July! You know, independence day? George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and all that historical stuff!
Was that this past weekend? No wonder I kept seeing all those flags. I just thought ACE Hardware had a sale! Hey, Happy Fourth Of July to you!
-Thank you. You too.
Man, I love this country! Now if only I could find a better job... oh, and healthcare would be nice.
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