SHUT UP!
The woman asked you if you wanted the extreme value item today. Trail Mix. 10 for $10. She didn't ask for a lecture on sugar, sodium and the obesity epidemic in America. She's a Check Out Clerk at the local Ocsco. I'm sure the last thing she wanted when she woke up this morning was to be scolded by a pompous, long-winded, condescending British Arsehole like yourself. Just get your bag and go. Don't try to make eye contact with me, and win me over to your side. I'm going to buy an extreme value trail mix, just to spite you.
Mmmm, yummy. I hope this doesn't make me fat.
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