My New Hobby

I like to check and see how bad rush hour traffic on the Washington Beltway is before or after my commute to and from my new job. I check a local website, www.wtop.com, and it shows me traffic routes and speeds. The map shows green when the traffic flow is good, yellow when it's slow, and red when it's bad news. Today I checked the site about the time I'd normally be heading home from my last job and, wouldn't you know it, that Beltway was RED & YELLOW all over the place! The inner loop along the north side, my daily route, looked like the freakin' Flag of the Soviet Union! I'm sooooooo happy I'm not sitting in that nightmare!