It's been over 10 years since I've visited a Dentist...
No, you didn't read that wrong -
Yes, 10 years -
No, I'm not kidding -
Yes, I have been clinically diagnosed with DUMB ASS! -
... but I went today to my family dentist. No Cavities! None! Teeth are fine. Well, not exactly. 10 years of plaque built up is not something toe laugh at. The woman scraped my teeth until I thought I would cry. I hope the poor Dental Assistant doesn't get Carpal Tunnel.
It was like the Spanish Inquisition.
Jab! Jab! Scrape! SCREAM!
Scrape! Poke! Prod! SCREAM!
(& Repeat Endlessly)
Blood? I spit out so much blood today you would've thought that I went the distance with Rocky Balboa.
It sure as hell won't be another 10 years before my next visit.
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