Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Dear Mr. Jackson

1 frightened Brontosaurus is fine, two frightened Brontosaurus is even better... 25 stampeding Brontosaurus trampling over each other as 'Billy Elliot' and 'That Guy From Tenacious D' scamper between their legs is going a little overboard.

1 dinosaur fighting a giant silver back gorilla for the helpless Naomi Watts is engaging... King Kong fending off 5 T Rexes single handedly, first on the ground and then later hanging from a mass of vines, is laughable.

Other than that I enjoyed your movie. Thank you for an amusing remake.

PS. Eat something. Please, for me. You're beginning to look like a cross between Saddam Hussein and an Olsen twin.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mmmmmm....Olsen Twin...

T. Cobb said...

That's what you got out of the post? It's not about the Olsen Twins... Oooh, remember when they were hot? Unfortunately, they were also illegal... No, it's about over the top special effects. (Why did they have to grow up?)

T. Cobb said...

To be honest, after a 2nd viewing, I stand by my original comment. Even with impaired judgement... too many dinosaurs!