Friday, May 20, 2011

Of Course The World Is Going To End Tomorrow!

I sense a change in the air. I've had a few dice start to roll my way. I'm feeling kinda positive about life in general. I'm anticipating an eventful year...

World's gotta end! Sky's gonna fall! Rapture! Judgement!

Hey wait a minute I just resigned my benefits package at work; should I have added some AFLAC: END OF THE WORLD Insurance?

Oh, and, to top it off Randy 'Macho' Man Savage died today in a car accident! (Unofficially, I heard he had a heart attack, and then crashed his car.) The Macho Man is dead! Another one of my childhood heroes has died. What really pisses me off is that he missed the Rapture by 1 day! We could've used Randy Savage against the evil legions! I'm just saying...

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