I asked myself, 'What's wrong with this picture?' I stood, with my wife, riding down the escalators at Target. Ahead of us, on the escalators, was a herd of Amish women, and in the middle of the herd was an Amish midget!
So many questions raced through my mind...
Are the Amish allowed to ride escalators? Do all Amish women travel in herds and wear Sketchers? How rare is an Amish midget? How much is that rarity increased when you place that Amish midget inside of a Target? Do the Amish prefer Target to Walmart? Does that Amish midget have a mini-buggy pulled by a mini-pony?
These are the questions that occupy my mind...
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