Thursday, April 20, 2006

Be Afraid!

Flipping through daytime television, and I happen upon Tyra Banks's talk show. Have you seen this? Wow, she turns Maury back into a credible journalist!

Anyway today's show is about phobias... scary! The first lady is deathly afraid of Styrofoam. Styrofoam! Severely afraid of Styrofoam. So they take her to a Styrofoam plant. Smart! Why not just throw her into a refrigerator box full of those little packaging peanuts?

Then I started to wonder about phobias. It's amazing what some people are afraid of. You can have a phobia of almost any ethnic group that exists(Anglophobia,Dutchphobia,Judeophobia,Russophobia,etc), you can have a phobia about long words (Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia), you be afraid of the Pope (Papaphobia), or maybe the color purple - not the movie, although I understand - (Porphyrophobia), and perhaps the most frightening of all a phobia of phobias (Phobophobia.)

Here's a few more fun ones... and if you're interested self-diagnose yourself here!
P.S. If you know anyone who suffers from a phobia I list please let me know. I'd love to torture them.


Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic
Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
Bibliophobia- Fear of books
Coprophobia- Fear of feces
Geniophobia- Fear of chins
Hobophobia - Fear of bums or beggars
Medomalacuphobia- Fear of losing an erection
Medorthophobia- Fear of an erect penis
Parthenophobia- Fear of virgins or young girls
Soceraphobia- Fear of parents-in-law
Zeusophobia- Fear of God or gods

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