"I'll have a Miller Lite... Bottle," announced the unattractive, trashy blonde who probably was once kinda attractive and less trashy.
The bartender looked up from his cocktail-mixing and gave the women a curious glance. "You mean in addition to the wine you're already drinking??
"And give me a glass," added the thirsty, unattractive, trashy blonde .
The bartender obliged the request then went back to his other duties. Out of the corner of his eye he sees the unattractive, trashy blonde pour the majority of the beer into the glass then push the glass away; forgotten. Then he notices the slight bulge underneath the woman's bottom lip.
Tobacco!
The beer was ordered not for the great taste/ less filling refreshment that it offered. No. The bottle was the prize. The unattractive, trashy blonde needed somewhere to spit her Skoal-laced saliva, as if she wasn't unattractive and trashy enough before the dipping!
* Any Tobacco-Dipping Honeys out there who have a problem with this post, and don't feel that this disgusting habit makes them unattractive or trashy should stop... count to 20... okay, um, count to 10... can you count to 3? You know what? Just forget the counting. It'll distract you from the Monster Truck Pull you were watching on Spike TV anyway.
3 comments:
Oh my dear shit! Women who dip are fucking gross. Honey, lose the dip and back away from those Reebocks. For serious. *Vomit*
This woman sounds like she's from Joplin.
Yeah... or is Joplin! Of course, Janis had talent.
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