Um... Excuse Me...

... I don't want you to think I'm insensitve. Well, not to your plight, I mean. I understand times are tough. We all have to do what we have to do to survive and all of that jazz. I just wonder if you could move your shopping cart? Please. I'd like to go inside now. Look, I don't want to be a jerk but if I came over to your place and was digging through your trash I wouldn't block your door with my cart. Now, get out of my dumpster and move your crap so I can get into my apartment building... please. Have yourself a pleasant day.