Read a news report today about a controversy involving the author of the popular Harry Potter books, J.K Rowlings. She, apparently, has stated that Albus Dumbledore, the Headmaster at Hogwarts, is a homosexual. He was in love with a rival, they dueled and he never got over the heartache. Gay wizards every have been inspired to take off their cloaks of invisibilty, step out of their closets, hold their heads up high and state, "Yes, I am gay, and I practice witchcraft! By the way, did you notice that my robes match the color scheme in my magical lair. I'm all about mixing the Black Arts with Fashion. Fierce!"
In other irrelevant news...
Kid Rock is white trash!
Ellen is still nuts!
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