As I walked out of the restroom I noticed two larger men, one tall and one round, waiting in line. There seemed to be some confusion as to who was next.
Mr. Round said, 'Oh are you next?'
Mr. Tall replied, 'That's alright. You go ahead.'
Round shuffled around a little and then asked, 'Well, what were you going to do? Number 1 or...'
'Yeah, number 1. That's it.'
Looking a little uncomfortable Mr. Round offered, 'Then you go. I'll wait.' Evidently he had to do a number 2!
Really, guys? Number 1? Grown men out in public discuss their bodily functions like kindergartners? Why not just cut out the basic arithmetic and say Poopoos and Peepees?
PS. A few minutes later a coworker informed me that the toilet was backed up. Thank you, Mr Round.
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