Who's a bigger dickhead? - Mix N Match!

-Match the 3 incidences below with my response to the situation. It's too much fun -

1) Someone recently recorded Patti Lupone screaming at a theatre patron during a performance of Gypsy. Apparently, the patron felt like they were entitled to snap pictures of the live performance and she stopped her song to berate them in front of the audience. She kept shrieking, '...Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are?'...

2) Someone also recorded Christian Bale throwing a hissy fit on the set of the new Terminator movie. Word is that the DP (Director Of Photography)kept walking through Bale's sight line to adjust lighting. Mr. Bale went on an embarrassingly long, F-Bomb fueled, verbal assault of the DP before demanding another take...

3) Someone snapped a cell phone pic of Michael Phelps smoking out of a bong. The 23 year old Olympic Gold Medalist was visiting an acquaintance at a college party where he allegedly smoked marijuana...
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A)Hey, Batman! Shut the hell up and do your job. The job you are paid ridiculously insane wages to do. Act, you overpaid, overrated dickhead.

B)'Who am I? Who am I? I'm the poor dickhead who paid over a hundred bucks a pop to see this piece of shit show and get yelled at by 'Corky's Mom! Say Cheese!'

C) So what? He smoked a little weed. Half those Olympic athletes are shooting 'roids their entire professional career. Phelps let loose, smoked a little chiba chiba, and has already had to issue an apology... for having some dickhead snap his picture at a party. It doesn't make him less of an American, does it?