Waiting at the train stop. Minding my business when I am greeted by two co-workers, busboys, who proceed to call me Homo in every possible Spanish translation. After the good-natured insults trickle to stop, they notice this fairly attractive Asian girl reading a magazine.
"Man, check her out. She's hot."
I look up just in time to witness the fairly attractive Asian girl absentmindedly stick her pinky up her nose and pull out the slimiest, longest trail of snot to ever see the light of day... even though it was eleven o'clock at night. If Ms. Snotty had thought to look around she would have seen three idiots, eyes bugging out, jaws scraping the floor, as the illusion of a beautiful, mysterious woman was obliterated by one tiny finger and some mucus.
It doesn't take much.
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