Saturday, September 02, 2006

Bad Joke That The 7 Eleven Clerk Used At Midnight Last Thursday

So this guy dies, right? So he's dead and he goes up to heaven and he sees the pearly gates. Right before he gets to the gates an angel pops out and says, "Whoa, hold on a minute. Before you can get into heaven you have to answer one question."

The Man says, "Okay, what's the question?"

"What is God's First Name?"

"That's easy," says the man, "God's first name is Andy."

The angel responds, 'That's ridiculous! What would make you guess Andy?"

"Well, when I was a young boy we would sing this song in church. 'ANDY walks with us... ANDY talks with us...'"


Me? I just wondered why I was buying a slurpee on my way home from work?

1 comment:

Brad said...

Ahh, a great hymn. Along with that other solemn church tune, apparently about a circus sideshow Grizzly... you know the one:

Gladly, the Cross-eyed Bear.