Then there were those mornings you woke up with an empty pocket and you mentally totalled up the damage from the night before.
$137 Earned Tips For The Night
$42.25 For 5 Beers + 2 IrisH Car Bombs For Me
$5.95 For An Order Of Chicken Tenders
$23 For A Round of Shots
$25 Bar Tab At The Second Bar
$13 Bar Tab At The 4 O'Clock Bar
$.50 For Vending Machine Condom In Bar Bathroom
$10 Cab Fare
Damnit! Seventeen Dollars and Thirty Cents!? What the hell did I do last night? Excuse me... excuse me. Wake up. Yes, hi. What's your name? Shannon? Okay, nice to meet you, Shannon. Um, can you tell me how I spent over $100 last night? No, well then, did we have a good time? Who are you and how did you end up here? Uh... So... I mean do you want breakfast?
It's fun to think about hanging out with work buddies even if I'm just the new kid on the block. I'm pretty much done with my wild days, and I don't mind saying that I've got amazing incentive to run home after every shift. A few beers after work with the co-workers will be a welcome routine, I hope.
Something odd though, on my way home I saw a woman jogging through the center of Wrigleyville at 1 AM. She was wearing an Orioles Jersey, had her hair up in a pony tail and was listening to her Ipod as she jogged down Clark Street. What's going on here? Who jogs in the middle of the night? Is she fight ing with her significant other? Insomniac? Obsessive? Olympic hopeful? Just plain nuts?
What do you think?
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