You Say Inconvenience/I Say Inconvence

Actually, you respond to my little typo but claiming that what I referred to as an 'inconvenience' my initial email is actually so much more and that, no, there is not a job for a person with my training and experience at your school. Then, and here's the part I can't figure out, how does one go about attaching a venomous rejection, a spit in the eye, and a swift kick in the nuts to an email? Ouch!