My Halloween Thus Far...

• A 21 year old student threw a tizzy in class today and attacked me. He swung ineffectual blows against my shoulder while screaming, "I hate you! I hate you! You Son Of A Bitch!"
• I covered myself with fake spiderwebs and told my Kindergarten classes to call me MR. COBB-WEB. They did. For the rest of the day.
• On my commute I listened to an hour long radio broadcast of Dracula on the Radio Classics Channel.
• Dinner with Batman and Tinkerbell!
• Bad horror movies with the Mrs! (Just finished the first one... I say, 'Boo!' Not like a ghost either, but rather like a big old, Mexican Suckfest of Boo-dom!)