When Did I Get Old?

Tonight was the 25th Annual MTV Video Music Awards!

Yeah, my that was my reaction too.

I can't wait to have children of my own so I can smack them upside the head when they refer to Lil Wayne as a music artist.

"But Dad..."

"I don't want to hear it! Bling Bling? Buy yourself a goddamn Belt Belt, Million Dollar Man! Pull your pants up!"