You Can Catch More Flies With Honey Than You Can Being A Snatch!

I mean, honestly, your manners - What finishing school did you attend? Not to mention your lack of professionalism. Your attitude sucks, your social skills are atrocious, and your telephone demeanor is god awful - It's a good thing you're not the first impression people get of the school when they walk in the front door... oh, wait a minute... you are.