The Bachelor

"I have an idea for a reality television show. Let's get 1 stupid guy, and a bunch of stupid girls... ooh, ooh, it could be competition. He could give them each a lollipop... no, um, a souvenir keychain... no, no a flower or something. He could date them all, of course we would have edit out all of the handjobs, and herpes sores. Man, imagine it if we interviewed each of the idiots and got them to try and sound not so dumb and stuff. That would be so cool!"