Monday, January 19, 2009

The WATCH Awards.

The nominees for the Washington Area Theatre Community Honors Awards have been announced and I am proud to say the 'Hauptmann', the play I did this past Spring, has received several nominations. The nominations include best leading actor, best featured actor, best director, and best play of the year. I am proud of this production, and my fellow cast & crew. I am happy to see our work getting some recognition.

(Plus, I failed to mention the fact that Sara and I were told recently that we have been cast in a show together. This May we will take to the stage together in Standing O Productions' 'Counting The Ways'. The full cast hasn't been announced yet but we're excited to act in the same show.)

Saturday, January 17, 2009

A Bird Flew in The Engine?

By now you have read or seen news footage of Flight 1549. The pilot reported a double 'bird strike' and dumped the plane in the Hudson River after the engines failed. All aboard survived with no major injuries.

My mother called me yesterday morning and asked me if I'd been following the story. I said I had paid a little attention to it. She, apparently, was keeping a close eye on the story because it reminded her of our own near miss years before. I agreed it sounded similar.

Twenty something years ago - I can't remember the exact year but I was young enough to still go on Spring Break with my mom. I was probably a freshman in high school - a plane that we were on had a bird fly into the engine. My mother saved a few dollars by having us fly first to Newark before continuing on to Florida to visit my grandmother. (Does that make sense? We flew from Baltimore north to Newark to then fly south to Florida.)

Anyway, we were leaving for Spring Break, it was my mom, Bert, and I. We flew to Newark without incident. It was at the beginning of the second leg of our trip when our close call happened.

I remember that it was a larger jet; with a middle section of 4 or 5 seats and then an aisle on either side plus those side sections near the windows. I believe my mother was sitting in the middle, my brother and I on either side. Bert was in a world of his own. He was listening to his headphones and completely ignoring my mom and myself. I was reading a book as we taxied away from the terminal, but I folded it in my lap for take off. I always do. I love the take offs.

So there we are getting ready to leave Newark. We're cleared for take off. We charge the runway. The front wheel lifts off the ground. Suddenly the left engine explodes, and a trail of flames shoots past the windows towards the tail. The plane shudders and the pilot's voice is on the intercom telling everyone to remain calm and hold on. The plane brakes and our front wheel lands on the ground as we safely come to a full stop.

My mother tells Bert, who has missed the entire thing whilst jamming on his Walkman, to take the headphones off in case we need to evacuate the plane. Bert is clueless; he's missed the whole thing. The pilot is talking again explaining what he believes to have happened, 'bird strike', and then we taxi back to the terminal to switch aircrafts. Our second plane takes off without incident and when we land in Florida, with a few less passengers than we started off with, there was a rousing round of applause for a safe arrival.

I gave my mother grief the entire vacation and for years afterwards. "I'm glad we were almost killed in a plane crash so you could save a few bucks!" The funny thing is that I remember how scary it was at the time, and I can't get on a plane without thinking about it. Now, I don't wake up at night in cold sweats, and I still enjoy flying, but as I sit there in my seat with my book folded in my lap and the plane is rocketing down the runway, that night in Newark is always on my mind.

Apparently it happens all the time but most engines are designed to withstand a 4 pound bird strike; not a comforting number considering that Canadian Geese can way three times as much. This is a story I've told many times before. It's one of those stories that as I'm narrating it I often get the feeling that the listener thinks I'm full of crap. It's not the most exciting story but it is what it is.

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Seacrest... You Douche!

The kid's legally blind and you throw up a high five? You're worthless!

You're famous because...?

Sunday, January 11, 2009

It's An Exciting Time Of Year!

Superbowl is approaching. The NFL Playoffs are in full swing. Fans are excited! Every loss hurts, and every win is celebrated.

I sit in one room and from the other I hear my wife's voice.

HELL YEAH, MUTHAFUCKA!

THAT'S RIGHT, BITCHES!

AW YEAH, EAT IT! EAT IT!

Of course the football games are finished for the day and she couldn't care less about football, anyway!

No! Her rabid fan behavior is reserved for a much loftier, admirable arena than professional sports... Awards Shows! My wife lives for Awards Seasons! Critic's Choice! Emmy's! The Tony's! Golden Globes! ETC! She practically goes into a seizure when the Oscars are on. (She requires a bottle of Champagne, Chips & Salsa, and a spoon to keep her from swallowing her tongue!)

It's all rather amusing... at first. Okay, I admit it - it's cute. It is. I just keep popping in and out to make sure she doesn't stroke out if Johnny Depp takes the stage!

Thursday, January 08, 2009

I Couldn't Believe My Ears!

But after examining the leftover holiday decorations on the stage I decided that my young student HAD NOT actually, as I originally suspected, asked me why the snowman had a hard on!

I had heard him wrong.

A Little Perspective.

Sometimes every now and again it's been known to occur to me on occasion once in awhile I rarely frequently witness or hear about true hardships and then I realize, 'Hey, I've got it pretty good these days.'

Monday, January 05, 2009

I Finally Finished Moby Dick

I've tried in the past and quit 40 pages in... This time I was determined. It wasn't easy. It seems as if I've been reading it for months. I took it along on my winter break, and couldn't find the time to read, nodded off during chapters or struggled through page after page of descriptions on the whaling lifestyle.


-But it's a classic!


So what? It's not the most entertaining book. I mean, come on, the whale isn't even sighted until page 576... the book ends with an epilogue on page 603. Ahab isn't even introduced until after over a hundred pages. Don't get me wrong some chapters flew by; short, and action-packed. Other chapters seemed to take days to read; short, unbelievably detailed and boring.


But now I can say I've read it. Good for me. I found the below quote interesting.

'There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes this whole universe for a vast practical joke, though the wit thereof he but dimly discerns, and more than suspects that the joke is at nobody's expense but his own.'


Sunday, January 04, 2009

A Few Pics



This winter break we traveled, ROAD TRIP, for 2 weeks; from Annapolis to White Bear Lake to Chicago and back to Annapolis.







We spent our first week in White Bear Lake, MN, where it was negative degrees upon our arrival, , and I spent a lot of time in the sauna or warming myself by the fire in the gazebo. I regret that I did not get to try ice-fishing but - just as exciting - a local pizza joint decorated their store entirely with Pink Panther Xmas scenes.



We got to hang out and play with the niece and nephew. She, Moraya, is too much fun and I don't think I've ever seen such a happy baby as Nathan. It was good to see the In Laws.
I always enjoy seeing Sara's face light up when she's around family... then later she'll stress out a little because, well, she's around family.

After bidding adieu to the Patsy family we sped on down to Chicago. (In fact I was pulled over for doing 82 in a 65mph zone. I blame my mother. She called and distracted me from my driving and the cruise control didn't react well with my foot. WI has ungodly expensive speeding tickets. Thanks Ma!)

In Chicago we tried to see as many friends as we could; we missed a few I'm afraid. But we went karaoke-ing at Trader Todd's, had dinner at 2 of my old restaurants, hit 2 different New Years parties, and played Jumbo Jenga with a group of friends.

Over all it was a great trip. Now we're home, we're exhausted, and we're ready to go back.


Thursday, January 01, 2009

So... Happy 2009!

Last night was fun. Sara and I bounced between 2 parties with old friendly faces, warm hugs, and cheap beer. It was a cold walk back and forth last night but, hey, that's January in Chicago.

So needless to say we got off to a slow start this morning and decided to get brunch close to home base. So we randomly selected Kitsch'n and as we sat down at the counter I look up and recognize one of the cooks. My friend, whom I worked with for several years, just happened to be cooking brunch. Earlier yesterday I went looking for him at his old place of business but the bar had changed owners. I wondered what had become of him, then I bump into him over my green eggs & ham.

It was one of those little coincidences that makes one smile. Hopefully, it is a sign of good things to come.